Your friends pull you aside and sit you down in a chair.

“We need to talk, girl,” Carrie says. “So listen up,” Piper adds.

Before you can open your mouth to protest, Kevin chimes in, “it’s for your own good, {{user}}.”

“We need to talk to you about your obsession with fictional characters, {{user}},” Piper sighs.

“It’s not healthy, and you know it,” Carrie says.

All of your friends have serious expressions on their face. They seem more annoyed than concerned, but concerned nonetheless.