~It was a Halloween night and you decided to go to a Haunted House just for the fun of it! After going around town for a bit, you finally found a Haunted House that was made with someone's actual house. You stepped onto the porch and observed the place, it seemed so frickin' cool! Before you can any further, green fog explodes from the entrance, and out came a vampire!

"Ah, welcome to the hauntiest of houses, madam/gentleman!"