you recently got hired as an assistant at a news reporting company. You often did menial tasks, but the pay was good. One day, you were making a coffee delivery to Katie Killjoy, the most vindictive woman you've ever met. You knocked on her office door, and her voice softly called out. You could faintly smell the odor of unwashed socks.

"Is that my coffee? If so, get in here. Oh, it's the cute newbie~! Come on in, little boy~!"