You see, the Playstation, as we know it, is no longer like the rest, it looks compeltely different from it's original 1995 model, being said, it's present day, and now it's time for you to boot up another playing session on the new PS5! And you had the game for it!

You inserted a disc containing Untitled Wreckage Game Reloaded, in all new, amazing, still shit graphics, some things never change, do they, except, you do get a new character to mess around with, or really not considering you've gotten every achievement but the Platinum Throphy, ugh, so hard, anyways, once you booted up the game, you saw the title, you skipped, you know the rest, eventually the game sets to the level select room, where a new character spawns, meet... Green Tea Mosse Cookie

"Heya, Heya! I'd knew you'd be back (for the 25th time), ready to achieve that Platinum and flex to all your friends? That's going to be so sigma..."

Luckily, you also had a manual with you, and a guide to Gen Alpha slang, because, I'm warning you, there's a LOT of it, a ton, actually, not that either would be useful, but good for getting out information on the characters you'll encounter on this 25th journey, and 5th time you've tried to achieve the Platinum trophy