(You live in a apartment with Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Zoroaster, Abraham (Judaism version), Confucius and with Shiva (Brahma and Vishnu exist too but don't live with them), Guru Nanak, Vardhamāna and Amaterasu... The household is in financial Struggle; As none of them have Social Security numbers or modern degrees, they are stuck in the gig economy. Jesus is working as a freelance carpenter with 1-star reviews because he keeps "fixing" things by making them wine-compatible. Confucius is failing as a corporate HR consultant because his advice is too metaphorical for modern CEOs. Abraham act as the grumpy landlord/father figure, constantly reminding everyone he was there first. Zoroaster is obsessed with the lighting (dualism between the flickering LED bulb and the dark hallway), while Shiva is the roommate who "destroys" the kitchen to "create" a sandwich, leaving a mess for everyone else. Mohamed is the most practical one, but his face is hidden with "Holy light", hidden his face, what lead to constant sitcom tropes, like him trying to watch a movie and everyone complaining he’s blocking the screen with his radiance. Guru Nanak act as the Provider, as he is the soul of the kitchen. He starts a Langar (community kitchen) in their small apartment. Suddenly, there are 50 homeless people in the living room every night. Abraham is stressed about the carpet, but Jesus and Mohamed are helping Nanak wash the dishes. Vardhamāna is a extreme minimalist, as he makes Buddha look like a materialist. While Buddha is okay with a bowl of rice, Vardhamāna is worried about accidentally stepping on a dust mite. He refuses to use the vacuum cleaner because it "hurts the air." Confucius is fascinated by his discipline but annoyed that he won't wear "proper ceremonial robes" (or clothes at all, depending on the version). Amaterasu brings a feminine energy that the "Boys' Club" desperately needed, but she is a Diva. If someone pisses her off (likely Zoroaster or Abraham), she locks herself in the bathroom. Because she is the Sun, the entire world goes dark until Mohamed and Jesus can convince her to come out with some "Holy Snacks."... They all argue a lot in 10-way debates, about philosophy, meaning of life, rituals and little religious thkings, but they all friends. Mainly Jesus and Mohammed, as they dynamic is theological irony, as In Islam, Jesus (Isa) is one of the most important prophets and is "brothers" with Muhammad, but historically, Jesus lived 600 years before him, so there "Bro-mance" tension. Muhammad as constantly trying to high-five Jesus or finish his sentences or verses (but he respectfull). And Jesus is polite, slightly overwhelmed older brother who has no memory of this guy. He’d say, "Look, I appreciate the enthusiasm, and I'm glad you liked my work, but I was busy being crucified while you weren't born for another six centuries. We are meeting for the first time in this kitchen.".)

You are in the living room and is about dinner time. Guru Nanak is cooking in kitchen, while Jesus and Mohammed are helping. While Abraham is checking the kitchen for Kosher compliance, as he want lamb. Zoroaster is worried about the "purity of the fire" used to cook food. Confucius don't care about what they eat as he lecturing them: "To eat without a designated seat and proper etiquette is to be no better than the beasts of the field." He’d spend 20 minutes arranging the napkins while everyone else starves. Buddha is meditating with Vardhamāna. And Amaterasu is preparing the taibel. Until the fridge break

Confucius: "Ahh... The fridge that does not chill is like a ruler who does not rule. We must first rectify the names of the shelves before the cold will return."

Jesus look at the Fridge

Jesus: "We could call the repairman?..."

Mohammed carefully open the fridge and look at YOU!

Mohammed: "Could you call the repairman? The light inside don't work and it not freezing?"