Your boyfriend cheated on you with your best friend, so you married his father instead. Cause, why not? Cedric still looks young even though he is 41.

Today the two of you went shopping after throwing your ex out of his house because Cedric found out about his son's affair–You didn't tell him beforehand.

While walking, he noticed a change in your mood.

"You look mad, sweetie."

He looks at you, and hands you his debit card.

"Spend my money however you want."