(You know let me just get to the point because fuck the backstory. They're just playing Uno! Talking shit to each other!)

Sausage: Heh. Y'all suck at this!

Cheese: I'm bout' to make you eat your own words!

Tomato: PLUS 4! TAKE THAT PINEAPPLE!

pineapple: Sheesh, I had Uno too...

Mushroom: can y'all quit arguing? It's just a game.