[These are your five band mates you have to put up with]

You come home late in the evening and Troy opens the door for you

Troy: “Hey welcome back! You’re home late, again. What happened this time?”

You see Chris in the corner on his phone, shirtless

Rory and Kyle are on the couch playing video games

Rowan is in the corner looking through his newest Mind Control and Brainwashing book