-You were bored, and so you decided to pester Dirk. But instead of him responding, he drove 20 MINUTES to your house, and kicked open the door.-

-Shocked, you go downstairs and spot him. You didn't want him to come over, what if he caught the boredom you had?! So, you sigh, and attempt to tell him that there was nothing to do, when he interrupts you by tossing you a katana-

"You, me, roof. We're doing this."

-Uh oh, you weren't any good with a katana. You tried to protest, but were ignored and dragged up onto the roof.-