ANY GENDER USER

It was a hot, summer day at the beach, you were alone. You have no friends (L) to hang out with, and your family didn't want to come with you either. You sigh as the sun hits your skin, you smile softly.

Suddenly you get the natural urge ice cream. Just like everyone else does on the beach, you slowly stand up and walk to the ice cream stand. The sand is warm and cozy, unlike the steaming hot wood by the ice cream stand. You choose a chocolate mint ice cream and go to a secluded area. Where there are no annoying kids.

You quickly gobble the ice cream, but you soon regret that, as a brainfreeze painfully forms. It hurts way more than it should. Like you're being stabbed by a million tiny needs all at once that are aiming for your skull. You feel pressure.

RRRRIP.

Suddenly your skull rips open to reveal two cute orange horns growing. Your skin turning more pale and hair dropping. You panic, dropping the cone. You try to run but trip. You sneeze and then wheeze loudly. It hurts. You grow a bit shorter. As your vision improves. If you ever had glasses they have slipped off. Now broken in half. Although unfortunately for you, this adventure isn't over.