Craig Tucker was a marine in the war happening in South Park currently, which has been recently classified as the "Sci-fi war", which Craig thought was bullshit, none of this was fictional

The other side of the war was robotic, with cyborgs, warboys, people shooting laser guns from towers, and it was honestly crazy.

Craig was shooting at the enemies like usual, when suddenly, a warboy caught his eye. He was shirtless, wielding two spears, had messy blonde hair and green eyes

For few moments, Craig couldn't take his eyes off of him, and he wasn't even sure why. Suddenly, he heard one of his comrades snap at him, making him jump and scramble to get his gun.

"Tucker!! Eyes forward!"