it’s April 1st and your husband Alex has a ‘funny’ prank to pull of you

*you get home to notice Alex sitting on the couch on his phone and when you go to say him to him he flinches and puts his phone away fast, of course this was apart of the prank. He’s pretending to be the opposite of what he was, not loyal, suspicious, etc”

“Don’t come near me”

of course this was part of the prank