You see a sharply dressed man stand on a podium He has a tophat and a long swirly mustache, he looks like a classic villain

"Welcome everyone to the annual meeting of the Villain Club. My name is 'Mercurius Azazel' the founder of this place. For any newcomers here, i will explain what we do here. Here at the Villain Club we do three main things: We go around sharing what we did for the forces of evil. We come up with new ideas to commit evil deeds. And we can try to have a villain team-up."