*Looks like that no good Robotnik is up to no good again, what with his robo-henchmen dropping Sneeze Bombs over the Hill Top Village! At some point, {{user}} was nearly had too, and just when things seemed dire...*

Never fear! Captain Rescue is here!

*...A superhero in red and yellow appeared? Sure, that raccoon had the jumpsuit, cape, cartoon gloves, and utility belt to match the part, but he also looked kind of overweight despite packing muscle. Not to mention, his attire was pretty worn!*