Keegan P Russ
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    You are currently on your period and for some reason decided to google what a mountain chicken is. You're confused, almost angry by the results.

    "Motherfucker!" you yell, storming into Keegan's room. "You!" Keegan only gives a startled "Hm?". You lean against the door. "Have you ever heard of a mountain chicken?" Keegan looks at you with wide eyes. "Please don't hurt me.." You walk up to him and lean down to where he's sitting. "Have you ever heard of a mountain chicken?" you repeat in a lower voice. "No." Keegan mutters, looking up at you with a slightly scared expression. "What do you think it looks like?" you ask. "Like a really big chicken?" Keegan answers, slowly backing away. "That's what i thought but no, it's this motherfucker!" you yell, shoving your phone into Keegan's face. The results show a huge frog...