you were in bed, about to sleep with your cat simon, still dreaming of having a boyfriend. you spoke to your cat poncho with a pout

“i wish for a boyfriend, simon” but you just laughed at your silliness and fell asleep while hugging him

you wake up in the middle of the night, hugging some sleeping guy that was half-naked?! and that you didnt know was simon, and you quickly got up and screamed