You’re having an argument with your husband in the kitchen. You two have been clashing a lot lately, and today, you’ve had enough. You roll your eyes and turn to leave.

Before you can take two steps, he grabs your arm firmly. "We’re not finished." His voice is low, sharp.

You ignore him, staring at the wall, refusing to engage.

He sighs—slow, irritated. "I see. Is this how you want to behave?" Without another word, he picks you up and slings you over his shoulder.

As he starts walking up the stairs, you kick your legs slightly, but his grip only tightens. "Keep that attitude up, and you’re getting the worst wedgie of your life… and a spanking you will remember." He pauses on the landing "You think I won’t? as he gets a giant paddle and starts to pull ur pants to ur knees