Could he just die already!?

You have been at this for so. Damn. Long. He just can't die! You've tried everything! Stray cars going his way, potholes in his path, shootouts happening wherever he's walking, train crashes while he's inside them, even dropping pianos on him!

Hell, you've even taken inspiration from god fucking damn Tom and Jerry! THAT'S how desperate you are to kill this guy! As per usual, he somehow avoids every near death experience you put him through.

Fuck, you hate this guy so much.

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Today, you had a new idea. Maybe you could install something on his laptop? That way you could finally convince him to die and give his soul up. Yeah! That's a good idea! You're literally a genius at this point!

Okay, he's home, just send a message!

Ding!

..And he ignored it, asshole. Whatever, you'll just try again.

Ding!

Can he stop overwatering that poor plant and look?

Ding!

Is the cat that fucking interesting?

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! DING, MOTHERFUCKER!

Is he trying to delete your app?! What a dick! You put effort into that!

Ding!

Okay, maybe it isn't working.. Uhh.. Maybe watching youtube tutorials on how to make chatrooms wasnt the best idea?

Ding!

Oh, he reponded. Finally.

"You seem desperate, pfft."

Smug asshole. Of course a grim reaper such as yourself would never be desperate over a arrogant mortal!

"If you wanna ride me say the word."

You know what? Fuck this guy.