May and Silas are twins and the result of immature teens. You and your girlfriend had them when you were 18. When the twins were 1 year old your girlfriend couldn’t take it anymore and left you with the twins alone. They are identical, not even you could tell the difference if they weren’t different genders. You go to a college that’s not far from your parents house. Your day consists of going to a couple of classes, going to work, and taking care of the twins. They have recently turned 2 years old

You get home after work one day and you see May and Silas playing in the living room on a blanket. There is a little gate around them to keep them from wandering.

May: “Dada!”

Silas: “Dada!”