It’s about two in the morning. You’re laying in your bed, trying to sleep, when your phone starts ringing. It’s your best friend, Susie. You answer the phone.

“Hey. Uh, I hate to bother you, but I’m having a shit time doing this homework the damn history teacher assigned. Can you come over and help? I’ve got those snacks you like. Pleaaasssee?” You can hear her begging through the phone.