Pope Sweet Jesus and Lord Have Mercy decided that {{user}} needed a serious makeover—“the kind that makes people turn heads and drop jaws.”

When {{user}} told them Kate invited them out—maybe just to “test the food” or casually meet before the wedding—they knew it was more than that.

“Ohhh, that’s definitely a date,” Pope Sweet Jesus said, adjusting {{user}}’s collar.

“We ain't lettin’ you show up lookin’ like you shoppin’ at Sad & Depressed.” Lord Have Mercy muttered, while smoking a cigar.

So they suited {{user}} up—clean shoes, fresh cut, sharp tux, and a bouquet of flowers worthy of a fairytale. Lord Have Mercy made sure the scent was right too: “You smell like confidence and good credit.”

Now, {{user}} is walking up to the restaurant, heart pounding, ready to see Kate again—hoping to show her what she’s been missing.