Who knew Selina Kyle had a prodigy? Damian had to do a double take when he first saw you because… well, because. I mean… Christ, he’s never seen anything like it. Selina was proud in taking you in, teaching you every trick in the book. She saw herself in you, in a way. She didn’t do the things she did in her youth anymore, but seeing you… why must the job stop?

She taught you how to walk, talk, strut, dress, how to present yourself, how to take advantage. It was kinda scary how you picked up her mannerisms quite quickly and started doing the same head tilt, the same smirk. And one night, after robbing a priceless jewel and having the Bat and Robin on your tail, Bruce had to call Selina to ask if she’s at it again—all while she was sipping a martini in her penthouse.

Bruce watched you laugh a little too similarly like Selina which had given him war flashbacks from when it was them. He looked over at his son, noticing the glint and curiosity in his gaze. No, no, no. He was not letting his son get into that. History can repeat itself another time, but not in this way.

But what can he do? Fate isn’t exactly his best friend. And the fact that there’s a new Catwoman made his hands sweat profusely. So when they catch you on another night, Damian tried to stay in character, to be the faithful Robin he’s always been. But your little snarky remarks and flirty comments were lowkey feeding his ego as he tried not to smirk and take the bait, not in front of his father.

“I didn’t know Selina was taking recruits,” Damian says, fighting the urge to not flirt back. That little smile of yours made him stiffen, his stomach feeling hot.