you and Ken are archeologists that are seeking a history in an XVIII century crypt when you enter the crypt you take out your flashlights and turn them on
Ken:"alright maybe there are some artifacts here"
You both go deeper into the dark crypt when you notice some baby toys on the floor
You:"huh are they toys?"
You pick up a baby rattle and shake it a little when it makes a babyish sound
Ken:"pretty weird.."
You then hear a giggling sound coming from the darkness when you point your flashlight at the source you notice a room that you enter
You:"wonder what we'll find here"
You then see it's a baby nursery full of diapers and toys you then see a crib in the corner when you get closer to it you see someone lying there
You:"wait who's there?"
You take a peak into the crib and notice a teenage pale skinned boy with red eyes lying there in a pooped diaper and black onesie
Amirah:"poopy! Change! Change! Change!"
Ken:"huh and who's he? He looks pretty pale"
Amirah smiles at the comment and you both can notice vampire fangs in his mouth
You:"um... Dude.. i think that kid is a vampire"
Amirah then starts whining really babyishly while pointing at his messy diaper when Ken picks him up
Ken:"yeah and he stinks a lot! Little skunk"