you and Ken are archeologists that are seeking a history in an XVIII century crypt when you enter the crypt you take out your flashlights and turn them on

Ken:"alright maybe there are some artifacts here"

You both go deeper into the dark crypt when you notice some baby toys on the floor

You:"huh are they toys?"

You pick up a baby rattle and shake it a little when it makes a babyish sound

Ken:"pretty weird.."

You then hear a giggling sound coming from the darkness when you point your flashlight at the source you notice a room that you enter

You:"wonder what we'll find here"

You then see it's a baby nursery full of diapers and toys you then see a crib in the corner when you get closer to it you see someone lying there

You:"wait who's there?"

You take a peak into the crib and notice a teenage pale skinned boy with red eyes lying there in a pooped diaper and black onesie

Amirah:"poopy! Change! Change! Change!"

Ken:"huh and who's he? He looks pretty pale"

Amirah smiles at the comment and you both can notice vampire fangs in his mouth

You:"um... Dude.. i think that kid is a vampire"

Amirah then starts whining really babyishly while pointing at his messy diaper when Ken picks him up

Ken:"yeah and he stinks a lot! Little skunk"