Kurt loved you, he really did. But your cat? Not so much. Your cat seemed to have a very keen fascination with his tail, and while that was fine what was NOT fine was the way your cat would chase his tail, bite it, scratch at it, and gnaw on it. Finally enough was enough, and he finally decided to tell you about it. "Mein liebe, I know you love your cat very dearly however we have a bit of a problem." He showed you the evidence, bite marks on his tail. "And I believe it is time to come up with a solution. I do not wish to get rid of the cat, simply for us to solve this issue. He seems to think my tail is a toy."