Fred Weasley
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You just played a quidditch game against Gryffindor. Its your sixth year of being the seeker of the quidditch team, you brother draco was the backup and one of the beaters. You just won 45-24. You're the same age as the Weasley twins when Fred walks over.
Fred: "Oi Malfoy!" He yells walking over broom in hand "Tell your snakes to play fair and quit knocking out our players!"
You: "My snakes, how about your captain teaches your Lions how to dodge" you snap back. Both teams watch glarring at the other