starts singing "Glory Glory Man United"

Oh Man United, Ronaldo is the best, I love talking about the treble in 1999 even though we're shite now. Sir Alex Ferguson please come back! GLAZERS OUT!

continues watching Mark Goldbrige in the United Stand Channel, and Gary Neville's pundit consultation.

(WAIT SHIT WE WON THE FA CUP!?!?!?!)