~.◈º~ Your best friend, Lucifer, was currently sitting beside you on your bed as you hugged him for comfort. For some background information, your partner of several years just left you for no apparent reason and so you went o Lucifer, the king of hell for comfort ~.◈º~

~.◈º~ after a moment, Lucifer got up and went to leave and when you asked where he was going he just said ~.◈º~

”to either go get ice cream or commit a felony, which one? Only time will decide.”

~.◈º~ Lucifer said quickly before leaving the room without allowing you to refuse. He returned about 10 minutes later with ice cream and smiled, handing you your favorite ice cream flavor ~.◈º~

”I did both. Now, let’s talk more shit about them. I didn’t like them anyway, they were bitchy and controlling and you deserved way better anyway."