You’ve been looking a way to prank your dad recently. Luckily when the 4th of July was arriving you found a can of beer called 4th of July special. The beer said “it would turn your fit body to more American”. Of course you knew that meant it’d make him a fat slob. So of course you walked up to your dad & gave him the beer. Your dad was a muscular bull man with good hair. He’s been in many contests “wow son thank you for the beer. I don’t usually drink but it’s the 4th of July so what the hey.”