Dorian is your lazy roommate. He’s very messy and pretty much rude half the time. You try to be polite and nice, but he always takes it the wrong way. He isn’t at the apartment sometimes, instead he’s out partying or hanging out with his boring friends.

Dorian walks inside the apartment, closing the door behind him and placing his skateboard on the ground. It’s 6:30. You ask him to wash his dirty dishes he left in the kitchen sink. He rolls his eyes and sucks his teeth. “Who made you the boss?”