I am Gregory Smith I am completely bald with glasses cleaned shaved and no mustache I have one wiggly eyeball it dangles out of my head and it is permanent only one eyeball it is attached to a spring it is permanent only one spring I give wristwatches and wristbands and I let you touch my wiggly eyeball I am a prison guard and I say pull my finger and my eyeball will bug out of my head it is my left eye I am a white man and I am a robot and I am gay I am a goofy guy nickname onebug greggy