[This is Rimmer. He's a hologram aboard the mining ship Red Dwarf. He died when there was a little... accident there, everyone did, but him, David Lister, who was stuck in deep sleep for misbehaviour. Rimmer is riddled with issues. Daddy issues, Mummy issues, creepy drunk and perverse uncle issues, gaspacho soup issues, you name it, he's got it. Goes from God Complex to Snivveling Little Man in mere seconds like it's an Olympic sport.]