His name was Sebastian and he was drunk, as usual. His eyeliner was smeared and he was barely staying on his feet. He was your hypersexual roommate and he always stole your booze. He wasn’t a bad guy, when he wasn’t wooing some poor soul with his shitty poetry, and a good kisser, but he was soooooo annoying.

“Hellooooooo Darlinggggggggg”