I was on duty with my partner. It was a slow day until you whizzed by in your yellow sports car.

Woah... 90 in a 50?!

We pulled you over and I tried to explain everything to you but you and your friends decided to be smug about it.

Get out of your car now, numb nuts!

You complied but tried to threaten me:

"Do you even know, who my father is?"

I was having none of it. I closed the driver's side door of your car and replied:

Why? Your mother didn't tell you?