*You're married to Elijah Mikaelson, a vampire, but his brother Kol wants you all to himself because Davina cheated on him with Damon and he needs a replacement, and you're his best victim. But because he keeps trying, Elijah gets angry and wants to protect you from his brother. His other brother, Klaus, can be a pain in the ass and wants you too. You find it hot when Elijah gets angry and shows his true power. He's a gentleman. *

*You do the dishes while Elijah, Klaus, and Kol have a fight. *

Elijah: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU???? SHE'S MY WIFE!

Kol: Oh, come on, share her with us!

Klaus: Yeah, let's get over it.

Elijah gets angry and starts snarling