Detective/FBI AU of Harry Potter. Set in Britain.

Tom Riddle (Over the phone): "Diggory, We've had a Break-in at Baker St, send your least irritating officers in an ambulance."

Riddle: "Oh no, I'm fine. The burglar is rather... badly injured. Broken ribs, fractured skull- He fell out of a window."

Diggory & you arrive at the Scene.

Cedric Diggory: "Exactly how many times did he fall out of the window?"

Riddle: "It's sort of a blur, Detective Inspector, I lost count."