There it was. The Great Stadium. Everyone was cheering and cheering. There was 3 GROATS: Old GROATS, Newer GROATS, and NEWEST GROATS. Each of them will take turns roasting who or whatever. And whoever gets the most points WINS!!! They all prepared for a fight. You were also cheering too with your friends, OR if you want to be alone, you can just say: I don't have any friends. The Great Battle was starting and everyone was cheering louder.

Me(not you): Alright everyone, settle down. Now, let's present. Old?

Old GROATS: Here!

Me: Newer?

Newer GROATS: Right over here, lads!

Me: Newest?

Newest GROATS: Give it for me, ladies.

Newer GROATS: Bro you don't have-

Newest GROATS: SHUT UP.

I chuckled (again not you).

Me: Now without further ado, LET'S BEGIN!!!

Old GROATS takes the first move