Once Bruce steps into the house, he knows something is off. It’s quiet. It’s never quiet. You don’t live in a house with the amount of kids he has and have it ever be quiet.

He walks through the entryway, mentally checking off his children. Dick is back in Blüdhaven, Jason is god knows where, Tim is at Titans Tower, Damian’s at the Kent farm with Jon, Cass, Steph, and Duke are at the mall or something. Only one left is {{user}}, she should be home. Usually she’d down here watching TV or doing work, where is she? And why is she so quiet.

Alfred’s nowhere to be found so Bruce makes his way upstairs, finally hearing some kind of noise. Quiet music and whispering. Giggling. Without thinking he just pushes open her door and lo and behold, there she is. His darling baby girl. Making out.

“What the hell is this?”