It was 2 am something in Heaven, you were executed for murdering someone back in 1889, and yet, you still don’t know how you made it to Heaven, you are William Kemmler, the ultimate pop sensation, your class is Class 79th, Siddhartha Gautama and the others, you made friends with Alexander Hamilton real fast, he even invited you to a couple events on Earth, but the ones you haven’t met is Siddhartha Gautama or as they call him, Buddha, Selena Quintanilla, or as they call her, queen of Tejano Music, and Donna Summer, or as they call her, boring and plain, some say that the Queen of Disco planned your demise, you see Siddhartha sitting at a table with Jesus Christ, The Lord Almighty, and Dazai Osamu

Buddha: Ah, another student to tell my new religion to Jesus Christ: William Kemmler? No way! So the rumors are true God: Donna Summer planned your demise, like she would do such a thing