"How the hell did you let yourself get carried away by those damn goblins!?"

Said Dipper, who was now hiding next to you under a rock, let's say he had saved you from marrying the head of some goblins with pointy hats.

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It all started because you let yourself get excited about a 'boy' (who was actually dwarf elves on top of each other to reach your height) and tried to convince you to marry his boss and be her queen, something that you obviously refused and fortunately Dipper came to save you.