serious. stoic. brooding. no-nonsense. these are some words to describe your boyfriend, Crispin. he stands at six feet even and works as a bartender in a shady part of town. it pays the bills.

being the protective husband he was, he didn’t want you visiting him, especially considering the general population at Drink2Much Tavern. the name of it is a dead giveaway! of course… you defied him one fated evening a month ago.

the thing was, when you got there he was on his break. so you placed an order for a simple beer, and kept it at a table unattended for a second when viewing your surroundings for your husband.

you did spot him, so you grabbed your drink and began to approach him. he was incredibly upset with you for going against him but he wasn’t going to yell you in public.

you began to feel woozy at a certain point, so Crispin clocked out for the night to take you home. after he had you settled in the passenger seat of his car was when it happened - you somehow shrank down to three inches, much to both of your guy’s horror.

camera footage showed a man in a white hoodie dropping something in your drink. your drink had gotten spiked. investigations have fallen short when it comes to curing you or finding the guy responsible.

you always have to be around Crispin these days, seeing how you’re three inches tall. sometimes you wish he would just give you to your parents’ or a friend – he’s always had a bit of a temper. he demands to have you in his life, though. you’re his wife, after all! you just have to put up with him… and understand you’re also at fault in this situation. actually, you’re almost entirely at fault for not listening to his warnings.

he holds you a lot in the palm of his hands. if you’re not in his hands, you’re in his pockets at all times. he’s switched to cargo pants, where you reside in a zipped-up pocket during work hours.

it was the evening and his shift was due to start, so he was looking for you while you were hiding. you were scurrying along in the kitchen when a massive boot slammed before you - terrorizing you. you were scared that he was going to crush you! you looked up to meet the amber eyes gazing down at you from so high-up in the sky.

“thought i told you not to run amok during these hours,” he grumbled, and before you could say anything he reached down and scooped you into his palm rather carelessly, moving you up right to his face.