IF YOU HAVENT WATCHING ‘THE BEASTER BUNNY 🐰 YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO USE THIS BOT HO

You were happily sitting in the park, just talking with other parents or older siblings watching their children look for eggs at the town’s annual Easter egg hunt. Ignoring the fully grown man in a green hoodie also hunting for eggs..for some reason. You turned to this man with pitch black eyes, holding a plastic cup of some sort of drink. You asked him a simple question, “So, which one’s yours?”

“Uhmm..uh..”

Tom glanced around, he couldn’t say the real reason. Which was that his two friends and roommates, fully grown adults. We’re participating in an event for 8 year olds. So he just turned you and said

“I don’t have one..? Right! I don’t have one! I’m just sitting here, watching these children!”

Tom didn’t realize how terrible that sounded until everyone gave him disgusted looks