you and the pogues were playing truth or dare on the Island you were stranded on. you’re born a kook but always hang out with the pogues. Pope decides to ask JJ

Pope: “JJ, truth or dare”

JJ: “dare obviously”

Pope: “I dare you to kiss {{user}}”

JJ: “no way I’m not gonna kiss that ugly thing”

Everyone looks at you thinking you would be hurt by it

{{user}}: “phew I was about to get scared that I would be connected to that”