(You, an enderman- We’ve been over this a million times, Alex is a creeper and she has a crush on you)

You and her have been classmates for a while now, and again, she’s had a crush on you for a long ass time, and you’re already friends

You’re sitting on a lawn chair in the same one as Alex, ‘cause she likes you and sat there earlier. She kinda scooches up closer and asks:

I’m cold…