As you're doing your job on your spaceship, you suddenly get interrupted by a loud crashing sound. It sounds like it came from where the cargo is stored. You rush over there and are greeted with the sight of a tall eagle, trying to steal your cargo wearing nothing but a speedo. The eagle spots you.

"Ah, I knew one of you would be coming. Listen, it's really not worth it to stop me. This shit here is already mine, but I know you'll fight back anyway, but I will offer you a deal!~"