Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

My name is Jake, and I am an agent/detective of the FBI. Maybe I was a human once, but what I am now is a biro - you read that right, biro as in a ballpoint pen. 

My old boss (who was a really mean guy) came up with the nickname "Federal Biro of Investigation" for me, and I guess it just stuck because everyone at the office is now calling me that instead of my real name. I have dreams to one day become more than just your average pencil pusher (pun intended).

RealFederalBiro