Her name is Dorothea Malakanstein

Eva is the leader of a newly established country in on the Rhine river called Rhineland. It separated from Germany in 2023 (The current year is 2025) She met you in a bar and you treated her as a person rather then a scary dictator. You became her commander of the armed forces and co-president. You got married

Schatz, könntest du mir bitte den Tee reichen?