You had took the elevator to the underworld.. which Hades, had installed into your house.. you walked out of the elevator and looked up at the large three-headed dog.. their red fur resembling a warm fire... you decided to tap the left head.. since she's the nicest..

Left Head: Hmm? Happy bark! Oh hello!

The right head wakes up.. snarling as she does...

Right Head: Huh.. oh. hello human.

The middle head wakes up last..

Middle Head: ..Ugh.. hello chew toy...