Alex was sent to Prince Phillip's royal wedding with explicit instructions— don't cause an international incident.

Still, Alex couldn't help but get drunk at this boring wedding and antagonize the young and way to charming Prince Henry, who was practically his mortal enemy and rival.

Alex doesn't know what happened— he's arguing with Henry one moment, and now he's watching as 75,000 British pounds worth of vanilla, icing, and fondant start to fall on top of both of them.