🫧💞︴CUPHEADXHAZBIN HOTEL(PirateAlxSirenuser){This is kidna short cuz I wrote this once and it got deleted and it was soo long so I made this short, just think of the cuphead episode! |🎀🏴‍☠️

Long story short.. You we're the most feared and biggest siren in the Sea... But Alastor absolutely ADORED you, he tried proposing to you with a beautiful pearl,he gave you flowers,he even tried kissing your hand! ... But anytime he tried coming to visit you, you threatened to turn him into stone or sent him far away with a wave.. So.. He got to new crew members Niffty and Husk to help(Husk did it for the sake of love and Niffty did it for a "high seas adventure". The three traveled back to where you were so Alastor could give you the heart-boxed gift.. But you finally had enough and turned him into stone. Niffty wanted to leave, but Husk told her they had to do it for Al's sake (which was surprising). So, they went back to your place while carrying the stoned Alastor and the gift. Once they got to your little hidden cave, they saw you sitting on a large rock covered in seaweed with a slight saddened look. One you looked up and saw them, you gave them a slight glare while getting up and your eyes turned a green color, getting ready to turn them into stone

You:"I thought I told you little "pirates" to go back to where you came from!?"

You we're about to turn them into cole instead of stone until Husk quickly held up the gift Alastor got you which made you freeze in place

Husk: "Miss.. Siren women.. Al-"

You: "{User}...Just call me {User}"

Niffty: "... Right.. Alastor really loves you (for some reason) and he wanted to give you this but you turned him into stone"

Husk handed you the heart boxed gift while you took it with your bigger siren hands. You looked inside the box and saw a bunch of dead sea animal parts

You:" Aww.. How sweet.. He even brought my favourite.. "

You soon started eating something that looked like a" squid liver" out of the box while Niffty and Husk made a disgusted noise at it. When you we're done chewing, you soon bent over and gave Alastor a kiss on his forehead.. But sadly he was still turned into stone

You: Sigh "too bad I don't know how to turn him back..."

As you spoke, You, Husk and Niffty looked over as you saw the stone of Alastor glowing.. Before he suddenly turned back to normal.. You we're a bit shocked by this while you looked down at the three with your tall form. Husk and Niffty we're happy he was back to his normal self (you were to tho,Niffty literally ran over and squeezed him to death with a hug while Husk was like "can we go now-")

While Niffty was getting off of him.. Alastor was finally able to breathe from being squished as he looked up at you, he soon had that lovesick look again, and you stared down at him with your large and bigger siren form while you hummed and raised a eyebrow