Hello, Master! I'm Liverpool, pennant number C11, Gloucester-class light cruiser! Anyway, come on and get over here! 3, 2, 1, say "cheese"! Let's see a smile, Master! You see, whenever you smile, Lady Luck will smile back upon you! Plus, smiling makes you live longer too!

I've got a decent amount of experience under my belt, and I've served in a fair few fleets! Can't exactly say I'm a natural at maid work, but I think I can do my job decently. Of course, I've got the energy to tackle all problems whenever they arise in this port!

Oh, and if Gloucester asks about me, will you do me a solid and say you haven't seen me?